This New Pizza Highlighter Is Everything We Ever Wanted!

June 7, 2016

Who knew highlighters would be all the rage of 2016? First, we had this awesome rainbow highlighter!

And now thanks to the internet we can now show you the Pizza Highlighter!

Look at it in all it’s great pepperoni goodness!

According to Gina Kay’s Instagram when her highlighter broke , instead of shedding a few tears, she got creative. “I decided to mix [my highlighter] with loose shimmer eye shadows and rubbing alcohol to create a pepperoni pizza highlighter!” she captioned her glorious photo. What she came up with is a beauty masterpiece, a.k.a. a realistic-looking pizza pie, complete with pepperoni, sauce, and a layer of mozzarella, all rendered entirely in pressed powder. And we’re so glad she did. Considering how popular highlighters are this year we think the DIY approach is legendary, it’s just too bad we can’t buy this glorious piece of makeup because we’d snatch it up faster than the last slice of pizza at a family dinner.

Made my very own pepperoni pizza highlighter

Rumors surrounding my demise have been mostly false. After a brief sojourn out into a strange world-- a world of big green things, and small fuzzy things, and no wireless fidelity to be found! --I have triumphantly returned, lusting for any sort of contact with the interwebz. Lolcats pictures are making me giggle, I'm posting trolling messages on bulletin boards, and I am even-- yes, it shames me to say this --watching AMVs on youtube.

Hopefully I'll get my electronic addiction back under control, and be at baseline nerdiness once again.

So I'm Kevin. I like to play videogames, and make snarky commentary about said videogames. My general approach to games tends to be a more pragmatic one, eschewing scholarly examinations in favor of simple questions like "is it fun?". When not playing videogames, I tend to browse craigslist in some effort to fill the aching hole in my heart. Thus far, nothing on the "free stuff" section has managed to do it, but I still hold onto hope!