There are puns, and then there are makeup and beauty puns. The puns related to nail polish are in a league of their own. We’ve rounded up nine of the best (worst?) nail polish names for your pleasure. Take a look and share your favorite nail polish puns in the comments.
9 Totally Weird Nail Polish Names
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9 Totally Weird Nail Polish Names #1
By Julie Gerstein
There are puns, and then there are makeup and beauty puns. The puns related to nail polish are in a league of their own. We've rounded up nine of the best (worst?) nail polish names for your pleasure. Take a look and share your favorite nail polish puns in the comments.
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Butter London's No More Waity Katie
Presumably named in celebration of the birth of Prince George, No More Waity Katie was Butter London's cheeky take on royal pregnancy.
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Spoiled's I Only Eat Salads
Ugh. You're a nail polish color! Why are you trying to tell me what to eat?
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OPI's Uh Oh, Roll Down The Window
It's a nail polish that basically admits it's the color of vomit, so there's that.
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Cult Nails' Unicorn Puke
Speaking of puke, Cult Nails assumes that unicorn puke is definitely glittery. They're probably right. FYI, there's also a polish called Unicorn Farts.
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OPI's I Juggle Men
When you want a shade that reveals your deep-set commitment issues.
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Essie's Fondola Gondola
Essie apparently is very into gondolas, which is … weird.
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Spoiled's My Silicone Popped
Wait, your silicone popped? What? Where? When? What are you doing about it? You probably shouldn't be painting your nails.
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OPI's Don't Pretzel My Buttons
We get what they were going for -- "don't press all my buttons" -- but it doesn't QUITE work.
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Hard Candy's Jail Bait
It's a nail polish that encourages underage activities. Not cool.
