The debate:

“I have stupid, big ears and a funny shaped head. Best cover them up with loads of hair.”

“You can do a variety of hairstyles with long hair whereas if you shave your head you are stuck with the same hairdo for quite some time.”

“My hair is my security blanket.”

“Uh shaved head = no bueno. Parents dropped me when I was young, I don’t have a round head.”

vs.

“I have a beautiful scalp.”

“I could possibly pull off a badass look for a few weeks and hopefully do a protein hair treatment and grow it back into at least a pixie within two months.”

“The split ends would be far too tragic after 5 years.”

“I could always get a wig if it were shaved.”