The case: Ahhhh, where did her eyes go?! They’ve been consumed by the black shadow blob. This is a tragic case of drama gone way too far. Smoky eyes = good, but so much black shadow you look like you lost a brawl = makeup crime.

The punishment: From now on, she has to get her black eyes the old fashioned way: Fight Club.

The lesson: Smoky eyes can be a dramatic and sexy look, but if you apply so much shadow you can barely see your peepers in the mirror, it’s time to tone it down, way down.